Don't Mess With Me When I'm Doing The Hoovering

GOSH I HATE IT. It's so painful. I know the hoover doesn't like me, in fact, every fucking domestic appliance we have seems to have something against me. They never work like they should and always when I use them it feels ten times harder than it seems when my mum does it. I appriciate all the mothers in this world, I never want to join you. And when I move to my own house, I will hire a cleaner.

Where did the good quality go? :[ And where is my Cheap Monday t-shirt? It should already be here. I hope it comes this week.